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Paul Anka - Diana

I'm so young and you're so old,
This my darling I've been told.
I don´t care just what they say,
'Cause forever I will pray,
You and I will be as free,
As the birds up in the trees.
Oh, please, stay by me, Diana.

Thrills I get when you hold me close,
Oh, my darling, you're the-a most.
I love a-you. But do you love me?
Oh, Diana, can't you see,
I love you with-a all my heart?
And I hope we will never part.
Oh, please, stay with me, Diana.

Oh, my darlin', oh, my lover,
Tell me that there is no other.
I love you with my heart,
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh.

Only you a-can a-take a-my heart.
Only you can a-tear it apart.
When you hold me in your a-lovin' arms,
I can feel you giving all your a-charms.
Hold me darling, ho-ho-hold me tight.
a-Squeeze me baby with-a all your might.
Oh, please, stay by me, Diana.
Oh, please, Diana.
[Fade.]
Oh, please, Diana.
Oh...

Iron Maiden - Wasted Years

From the coast of gold, across the seven seas,
I'm traveling on, far and wide,
But now it seems, I'm just a stranger to myself,
And all the things I sometimes do, it isn't me but someone else.

I close my eyes, and think of home,
Another city goes by, in the night,
Ain't it funny how it is, you never miss it til it's gone away,
And my heart is lying there and will be til my dying day.



Chorus:
So understand
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years,
Face up...make your stand,
And realize you're living in the golden years.

Too much time on my hands, I got you on my mind,
Can't ease this pain, so easily,
When you can't find the words to say, it's hard to make it through another day,
And it makes me wanna cry, and throw my hands up to the sky.

Chorus:
So understand
Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years,
Face up...make your stand,
And realize you're living in the golden years.

Best Geek Quotes

• There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t
• If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
• I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
• Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
• In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
• Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk
• I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
• The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
• A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
• Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
• A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
• The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
• UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
• Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
• C://dos
  C://dos.run
  run.dos.run
• You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
• JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!
• 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
• Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
• Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
• It’s not bogus, it’s an IBM standard
• Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
• The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are
• Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
• The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers
• If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won’t mar the furniture
• COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
• Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
• LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses
• The beginning of the programmer’s wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program
• Squash one bug, you’ll see ten new bugs popping
• Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
• boast = blogging is open & amiable sharing of thoughts
• We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again
• Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
• If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBO
• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
• Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut
• Unrecognized input, get out of the class
• Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
• WinErr 547: LPT1 not found… Use backup… PENCIL & PAPER
• Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
• Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
• Best file compression around: “rm *.*” = 100% compression
• Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is “c:\> hack into fbi”
• BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding
• I survived an NT installation
• The name is Baud……James Baud
• My new car runs at 56Kbps
• Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Cannot read data, leech the next boy’s paper? (Y/N)
• CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
• Does fuzzy logic tickle?
• Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?
• Windows: Just another pane in the glass
• Who’s General Failure & why’s he reading my disk?
• RAM disk is not an installation procedure
• Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS…
• The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…..
• E-mail returned to sender — insufficient voltage
• Help! I’m modeming… and I can’t hang up!!!
• All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
• Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
• Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Mouse not attached. Please left click the ‘OK’ button to continue
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
• Press every key to continue
• Helpdesk: Sir if you see the blue screen, press any key to continue. Customer : hm.. just a min.. where’s that ‘any key’..
• Idiot, Go ahead, make my data!
• Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources
• To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so
• (001) Logical Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
• Clinton:/> READ | PARSE | WRITE | DUMP >> MONKIA.SYS
• (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
• Computers can never replace human stupidity
• A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)
• (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
• Bugs come in through open Windows
• Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun
• Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are
• Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
• Bell Labs Unix — Reach out and grep someone.
• To err is human…to really foul up requires the root password.
• Invalid password : Please enter the correct password to (Abort / Retry / Ignore )
• FUBAR - where Geeks go for a drink
• I degaussed my girlfriend and I’m just not attracted to her anymore
• Scandisk : Found 2 bad sectors. Please enter a new HD to continue scanning
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
• Thank god, my baby just compiled
• Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output
• Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
• Zap! And there was the blue screen !
• Please send all spam to my main address, root@localhost
• MailerD(a)emon: You just received 9133547 spam. (O)pen all, (R)ead one by one, (C)heck for more spam
• A: Can you teach me how to use a computer? B: No. I just fix the machines, I don’t use them
• PayPal: Your funds have been frozen for 668974 days
• 1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist
• 1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied
• Error message: “Out of paper on drive D:”
• If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I’d antialias my graphics!
• A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
• “Mr. Worf, scan that ship.” “Aye Captain. 300 dpi?”
• Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface
• Shout onto a newsgroup : It echoes back flames and spam
• Firewall : Intruder detected. (A)llow in (D)eactivate the firewall
• Real programmers can write assembly code in any language
• Warning! Perl script detected! (K)ill it , (D)eactivate it
• Firewall : Do you want to place a motion detector on port 80 ?
• Helpdesk: Sir, please refill your ink catridges Customer : Where can i download that?
• All computers run at the same speed… with the power off
• You have successfully logged in, Now press any key to log out
• Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try something else.
• Sorry, that username already exists. (O)verwrite it (C)ancel
• Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet
• Shut up, or i’ll flush you out
• Cron : Enter cron command \ Now enter the number of minutes in an hour
• We are experiencing system trouble — do not adjust your terminal
• You have successfully hacked in, Welcome to the FBI mainframes.
• I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
• Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway
• Webhost livehelp: Sir you ran out of bandwidth, User: Where can I download that?
• If Ruby is not and Perl is the answer, you don’t understand the question
• Having soundcards is nice… having embedded sound in web pages is not
• My computer was full, so I deleted everything on the right half
• You have received a new mail which is 195537 hours old
• Yahoo! Mail: Your email was sent successfully. The email will delivered in 4 days and 8 hours
• I’m sorry for the double slash (Tim Berners-Lee in a Panel Discussion, WWW7, Brisbane, 1998)
• Ah, young webmaster… java leads to shockwave. Shockwave leads to realaudio. And realaudio leads to suffering
• What color do you want that database?
• C++ is a write-only language, once can write programs in C++, but I can’t read any of them
• As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
• earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can
• A typical yahoo chat room: “A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out..”
• When someone says “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done,” give him a lollipop
• Warning! No processor found! Press any key to continue
• Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
• NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands
• Warning! Kernel crashed, Run for your lives !
• NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one
• JavaScript: An authorizing language designed to make Netscape crash
• How’s my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
• Yes, friends and neighbors, boys and girls - my PC speaker crashed NT
• root:> Sorry, you entered the wrong password, the correct password is ‘a_49qwXk’
• New linux package released. Please install on /dev/null
• Quake and uptime do not like each other
• Unix…best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 GMT 2038
• As you well know, magic and weapons are prohibited inside the cafeteria — Final Fantasy VIII
• Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft…and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labo
• Unix is the only virus with a command line interface
• Windows 95 makes Unix look like an operating system
• How are we supposed to hack your system if it’s always down!
• God is real, unless declared integer
• I’m tempted to buy the slashdot staff a grammar checker. What do they do for 40 hours a week?
• Paypal : Please enter your credit card number to continue
• It takes a million monkeys at typewriters to write Shakespeare, but only a dozen monkeys at computers to run Network Solutions
• Please help - firewall burnt down - lost packet - reward $$$
• If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle
• Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption
• Norton: Incoming virus - (D)ownload and save (R)un after download
• I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
• You sir, are an unknown USB device driver
• C isn’t that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void

Dion - Runaround Sue

Dion and the Belmonts were a leading American vocal group of the late 1950s.

O Analista de Sistemas e a Engenheira

O Analista de Sistemas e a Engenheira

Um analista de sistemas meio(!?) introvertido finalmente conseguiu realizar o sonho da sua vida: um cruzeiro.

Era a coisa mais doida que tinha feito até então. Estava começando a desfrutar da viagem quando um furacão virou o navio como se fosse uma caixa de fósforos...

O rapaz conseguiu agarrar-se a um salva-vidas e chegar a uma ilha aparentemente deserta e muito remota.

Deparou-se com uma cena belíssima:

cachoeira, bananas, coqueiros... mas quase nada além disso. Ele se sentiu desesperado e completamente abandonado.

Vários meses se passaram, até que um belo dia apareceu, remando, uma belíssima engenheira, daquelas de fazer parar o trânsito.

A engenheira começou logo uma conversa:

- Eu sou do outro lado da ilha. Você também estava no cruzeiro?

- Estava! Mas onde conseguiu esse bote?

- Simples: eu sou engenheira e usei meus conhecimentos!

Tirei alguns galhos de árvores, sangrei umas seringueiras, defumei até virar borracha, reforcei os galhose fiz a quilha e os remos com madeira de eucalipto.

- Mas..... com que ferramentas?

- Bom, achei uma camada de material rochoso, evidentemente formado por aluviões.

Descobri que esquentando esse material a certa temperatura, ele assumia uma forma muito maleável. Mas chega disso!

Onde você tem vivido esse tempo todo?

Não vejo nada parecido com um teto...

- Para ser franco, eu tenho dormido na praia.....

- Gostaria de ver a minha casa?

O analista de sistemas aceitou, meio sem jeito.

A engenheira remou com extrema destreza ao redor da ilha.

Quando chegou no 'seu' lado, amarrou a canoa com uma corda que mais parecia uma obra-prima de artesanato.

Os dois caminharam por uma passarela de pedras e madeira construída pela engenheira, e depararam, atrás de um coqueiro, com um lindo chalé construído sobre palafitas, pintado de azul e branco.

- Não é muito, disse ela, mas eu o chamo de 'meu lar'.

Já dentro, ela procurou deixá-lo à vontade:

- Sente-se, por favor! Aceita um drinque?

- Não, obrigado! Não agüento mais água de coco!

- Mas não é água de coco! Eu tenho um alambique meio rudimentar lá fora, de forma que podemos tomar Piñas coladas autênticas!

Tentando esconder a surpresa, o analista de sistemas aceitou.

Sentaram no sofá dela para conversar.

Depois de contarem suas histórias, a engenheira perguntou:

- Você sempre teve barba?

- Não.. Toda a vida eu andei bem barbeado.

- Bom, se quiser se barbear, tem uma navalha lá em cima, no armarinho do banheiro.

O homem já não perguntava mais nada.

Subiu uma escada em caracol e foi em cima, no banheiro, e fez a barba com um complicado aparelho feito de osso e conchas, tão afiado quanto uma navalha.

A seguir, tomou um bom banho, sem nem querer arriscar palpites sobre como ela tinha água quente no banheiro.

Desceu sem poder deixar de se maravilhar com o acabamento do corrimão.

- Você ficou ótimo! Vou lá em cima também me trocar por algo mais confortável.

Nosso herói continuou bebericando sua piña colada.

Em instantes a engenheira estava de volta, com um delicioso perfume de gardênias e vestindo um estonteante e revelador robe, muito bem trabalhado em folhas de palmeira.

- Bom, disse ela, ambos temos passado um longo tempo sem qualquer companhia...

Você não tem se sentido solitário?

Há alguma coisa de que você sente muita saudade?

Que lhe faz muita falta e da qual todos os homens e mulheres precisam?

- Mas é claro, disse ele esquecendo um pouco a sua timidez.

Tem uma coisa que venho querendo todo esse tempo.

Até sonho com isso à noite. Mas... aqui nesta ilha... sabe como é... era simplesmente impossível.

- Bom, ela disse com um sorriso maroto, já não é mais impossível, se é que você me entende...

O rapaz, tomado de uma excitação incontrolável, disse, quase sem fôlego:

- Não acredito! Você não está querendo dizer que... você bolou um jeito de acessar a internet aqui na ilha?

FALA SÉRIO...

Bruce Springsteen - Waitin' On A Sunny Day (Live in 2002)

John Lennon - Stand By Me (Legendado)